Now, most shorts that purport themselves to be pineapple shorts are really “pineapple shorts”, where there is more open space on them than pineapple.
You want pineapple shorts. THESE are pineapple shorts! I mean, these things gotta be like 95% pineapple.
You found ‘em. You know what to do. The cart is nearby. 😅
FEATURES & FIT
- Size runs small! Scroll down to see our size chart!
- 8 inch inseam
- Tailored, slim fit designed to call attention to the bits that you want to call attention to
- Two side pockets
- Two back pockets
- Zipper fly with button closure
- And an extra button inside your shorts. It serves a purpose beyond making you wait longer to pee. It smooths your shorts and prevents zipper 'mishaps', too!
Fabric: 98% Cotton, 2% Elastane - for a tad of stretch and added comfort
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low